Experiment Announcement: Yläkaupungin Yö 2013, Jyväskylä

Our next experiment will be conducted at Yläkaupungin Yö, a city festival in Jyväskylä, Finland, May 18th. We will play in Ilokivi at 23:00 (Finnish time). As usual, the experiment will also be aired online via Ustream. The photograph is from last year’s festival, and features one of our inspirations, Semmarit.

Site rebuilding

Our site was recently attacked by a hacker, and we’re now rebuilding the site. It will take some time. Please bear with us.

Ville infiltrates the British Underground Revolutionary Science Organization (B.U.R.S.O.)

Ville is planning to get inside the British Underground Revolutionary Sience Organization (B.U.R.S.O.) in February 2012 and will continue to get deeply involved in the community until May 2012. With skilled scheming and planning he has somehow managed to combine this extraordinarily brave and unsound mission with his university studies, and will receive academic credits … Read more

Hello Ariel Hyatt!

We really need help from you and the audience. Tell us how to improve the site. This blog post was originally made to demonstrate extremely targeted publishing. Also, this is a neat way to trick visitors to our site, as the title could be somewhat looked for on Google. We might also have something more … Read more

Unzyme.com 2.0

We have now updated the Unzyme Lair to meet modern age requirements. Thanks to our sponsor, the Unzyme Laboratories, everything looks a bit sleeker and sleazier.

Double gig arranged by a dog

The story begins in Helsinki. The whole Unzyme personnel were hanging out in the hotel lobby, preparing to play a show at Club Synapsi. Suddenly, a friendly dog appeared from nowhere, followed by his owner, a woman who identified herself as Paula Kontio. Paula asked us what we were doing in Helsinki. We told her … Read more