Unzyme’s Unprivacy Policy

We track you in every imaginable, and unimaginable way. There are nanosensors in your blood, sending us data of your bodily functions and traces of your previous actions. With these devices, we are also able to control your thoughts and decisions. Your thoughts and experiences may feel like they are personal, but they are not.

We give you occasional moments of free will, to give you the authentic autonomous experience from time to time, but that is done only to get better readings of such processes, and will be used to further simulate and to provide an even more obscure thought manipulation experience.

With redundant thoughts reduced to minimum, you can be one of many key players in the involuntary, but necessary step in the development towards the next stage of evolution.

We hope you enjoy your stay at Unzyme.com!