Hello Ariel Hyatt!

We really need help from you and the audience. Tell us how to improve the site. This blog post was originally made to demonstrate extremely targeted publishing. Also, this is a neat way to trick visitors to our site, as the title could be somewhat looked for on Google. We might also have something more … Read more

Unzyme.com 2.0

We have now updated the Unzyme Lair to meet modern age requirements. Thanks to our sponsor, the Unzyme Laboratories, everything looks a bit sleeker and sleazier.

Double gig arranged by a dog

The story begins in Helsinki. The whole Unzyme personnel were hanging out in the hotel lobby, preparing to play a show at Club Synapsi. Suddenly, a friendly dog appeared from nowhere, followed by his owner, a woman who identified herself as Paula Kontio. Paula asked us what we were doing in Helsinki. We told her … Read more